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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
REDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum. "It's actually a logical extension of our planned growth," said Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, "It really is going to be a positive arrangement for everyone."
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Super Ai
A team of agnostic technologists built the ultimate artificial intelligence machine to find out if there was a God. They finally finish and ask the question.
Ai replies: "There is now mfs!!"
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Submitted BY: Elon Musk
Kirk's Toilet
Q: What did Spock find in Kirk's toilet?
A: The Captain's Log
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