The Twelve Bugs of Christmas

For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, See if they can do it again. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, Try to reproduce it. Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it. Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, Ask for a dump. Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it. Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it. Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, Find a way around it, Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, Blame it on the hardware, Find a way around it, Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, Change the documentation, Blame it on the hardware, Find a way around it, Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, Say it's not supported, Change the documentation, Blame it on the hardware, Find a way around it, Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me, Tell them it's a feature, Say it's not supported, Change the documentation, Blame it on the hardware, Find a way around it, Say they need an upgrade, Reinstall the software, Ask for a dump, Run with the debugger, Try to reproduce it, Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.

Web Design Poetry

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Taking Dweebonics Classes

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES
10. They tilt their head sideways to smile.
9. When you ground them, they say, "Your UI could really use some work."
8. They say, "My dad can beat your dad at Quake."
7. Instead of laughing, they say, "LOL."
6. They insult kids by saying, "And you've got limited bandwidth!"
5. They change the answering machine message to "BRB, leave your URL, and we'll TTYL."
4. This is how they ask someone out on a date: "Umm, uh, well...see ya!"
3. Calling from camp, your homesick child says, "I'm roaming outside my service area!"
2. When you ask if they've finished their book report, they say, "It's in beta, but it'll ship in time."
1. You're telling them something they don't want to hear. They're saying, "NAK, NAK, NAK" the whole time.