NASA and SpaceX Mission

When NASA's Juno spacecraft confirmed that there were alien structures on Jupiter's moon Europa, they decided to investigate. SpaceX and NASA astronauts began training for a mission to Europa in the deserts of the Western United States, where they had an encounter with an old Native American man.
The man asked what they were doing in the desert. They replied that they were going to travel to Europa, and search for the aliens who built the structures. When the old man heard that, he fell silent and pondered for a few moments, then asked the astronauts for a favor.

"What do you want?" the astronauts asked.

"Well, the people of my tribe believe that sacred spirits live on Europa. I was wondering if you could pass a very important message to them." said the old man.

"Well then, what's the message?" said the astronauts.

The man said something in his native language and asked the astronauts to repeat it over and over again until they had fully memorized it.

"What does it mean?" asked the astronauts.

"Oh, I cannot tell you. It's a sacred secret that only our tribe and Europa spirits are allowed to know." the old man mentions.

When the astronauts returned to base, they searched and searched until they had found someone who could speak the old man's native language, then asked him to translate the secret message. When they repeated what they had memorized, the translator began to laugh out loud. When he calmed down, the astronauts asked him what it meant.

The man explained the sentence they had memorized so cautiously said,

"Don't believe a single word these white men are telling you. They have come to steal your lands.

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Chain Letter Type IV

Here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.

• Friends- A friend is someone who is always at your side,
  A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like a wet dog,
  A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly,
  A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
  A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,
  A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs,
  A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English no, sorry that's the cleaning lady,/
  Now pass this on! If you don't, Satan will send dogs in heat to your room in your sleep!! There. Now that we've covered and dumped on the four main types of chain letters, onto the ironic part. In order for this to get any popularity, send it on!!! If you don't think it was funny at all, don't bother, but otherwise forward this sucker to everyone you know!! If you don't, I don't care. Thanks!