Google +

Google+ is the gym of social networking. 
We all joined, but nobody actually used it.

Reboot

Don't you wish when life is bad
and things just don't compute,
That all we really had to do
was stop and hit reboot?
Things would all turn out ok,
life could be so sweet
If we had those special keys
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete
Your boss is mad, your bills not paid,
your wife, well she's just mute
Just stop and hit those wonderful keys
that make it all reboot
You'd like to have another job
but you fear living in the street?
You solve it all and start anew
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete

Shakespearian Computer Story

Through infinite myst, software reverberates In code possess'd of invisible folly. Wilt thou dare interface with thy Apple Macintosh keypad by toggling my tweaky bosom? Alack! Leave laserjet laughter to the laptop lover. Behold beta beauty in a keyboard's keen kindness. Now yet torment thy melancholy hardware by always vexing the amorous flame of thine model motherboard. This tyrant widget conceals scuzzy games and pleasure treasured dear: Then kiss me. Celestial evil's idolatrous template within AOL will deceive some cybersex users and email "cancel our service." Tis a rare tongue that many maiden bugs command, revealing bounteous distress, trashing bold memory: Click and crash gloriously. Weep not, beauteous Microsoft! Hereafter reboot.