U.S. State Jokes - Alaska Jokes

Cold Cream

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
A: Cold cream!

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Eskimos on the Toilet

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long?
A: Polaroids!

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Alaska Crazy Law

In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist. -Sec. 44.62.270.

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