Sports Jokes - Tennis Jokes

It's All In The Grip

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK,, just grip it like you do your husband's member". After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."

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Elephant Tennis

Q: What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette!

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Tennis Partner

Q: Why don't tennis players get married?
A: Because love means nothing to them.

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