The Biker's Decision.

You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.  He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast acceleration but a poor top speed.  Eventually he decided on the second one because it cost a lot less.  After all... torque is cheap.

Frightned Scuba Diver

Q: What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
A: Chicken of the sea.

Jock Booty Call - Foul

Hey babe, I'd really like to foul you. High five!