Different Between Yoga Instructor and Torturer

Q: What is the difference between a yoga instructor and a torturer?
A: The torturer apologizes first!

If Men Ruled The Sports World

• Once a year, you could gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets and go pillage a nearby town.
• The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From a Different Camera Angle."
• The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers' mascot.

A Golfer And A Sky-Diver

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!