Sports Jokes - Golf Jokes

Note on the Fridge

I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the refrigerator, "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

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Hole In One

Q: Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A: Just in case they get a hole in one.

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Lucky Socks

I wore my lucky golf socks for ten years before I got a hole in one.
Than I had to buy a new pair cause my toe was poking out.

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