One More Beer

Text Msg to Wife: "I'm having just one more beer with guys after golf. If I'm not home in an hour, read this message again.” 

G-Spot And Golf Ball

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

A Game of Golf

A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace. He sat down and asked his mate what happened."Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend. "Then I met a chick who was looking for her ball too. Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball. I called out to the chick and said, 'Lady, does this look like yours?' And the bitch hit me in the neck with her driver!"