Sports Jokes - Baseball Jokes

Designated Hitters

Q: Why can't designated hitters bake pancakes?
A: They also forget the batter.

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Wonder Player

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why's that?
Manager: Every time he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

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Piece of Rope

Q: Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
A: He was the skipper!

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