Better Than Winning

Q: What is better than winning gold at the Para-Olympics?
A: Walking.

Baseball Players to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many striking baseball players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. All those replacement bulbs are scabs!

Caught Many Fish

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, "Only caught one, eh?"