Dropped Your Wallet

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."

Washington Redskins

Q: How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your yard?
A: Put in an end zone.

Shot to Your Basket

Hey babe, I have a shot I'd like to drive to your basket. High five!