Sexist Jokes - About Men

Male Brain More Expensive

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was showing them brains from real people and telling how expensive it would be to buy one. He said it was five million dollars for a female brain and ten million dollars for a male brain. The men snickered, thinking they knew why. One of the women said, ''Well, why is that, sir?'' The doctor answered, "The men's brains cost more, for they have never been used."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Money Jokes
Anonymous

Used Brain

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it's the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$100,000 for a male brain, and $1000 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask: "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group: "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
Anonymous

One Little Chore

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
Anonymous
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