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Apple Patent

A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it was perfected he brought it to an inventors' help group. When asked what his great invention was, he pulled out an apple. The group looked at it and started laughing. The inventor said, "You don't understand! Taste it." A volunteer tried it and said, "Mmmmmmm, tastes like peaches." The inventor said, "Flip it over." He flipped it over and took another chunk of the apple. "Mmmmmmmm, tastes like grapes." The inventor offered a new apple and the volunteer said, "What does it taste like?"
"Pussy," said the inventor. The guy bit into it, and spit it out with an awful look on his face and shouted, "That tasted like ass!"
The inventor winked and said, "Flip it over."

Categories: Food Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Gross Jokes
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Sex Change

Q: What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?
A: Addadictomy.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Transvestite Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Submitted BY: partspuke

The Lips Speak Out

Q: What did the left p*ssy lip say to the right p*ssy lip?
A: "We used to be really tight until you let that d*ck come between us."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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