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Bedside Confessions

Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."
Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Bragging Rights

"My brother likes to brag about the size of his penis which doesn't bother me, I just wish he wouldn't rub it in my face."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes)
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New Words

A boy from France comes to America, he wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learns "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I learned new words today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, ''Takeoffzebrababy!''

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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