5 Qualities in a Woman

The five most important qualities in a woman:

1. one who is independent and helps around the house,
2. one who can make you laugh,
3. one who you can trust,
4. one who is good in bed,
5. and most importantly, one who should make sure these four women never meet.

Feminists to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.

Every Precaution

I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy,"  Priscilla responded. "He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."