Nagging Girlfriend

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

Walking Tampons

Two tampons were walking down the street. Which one said hi first?
Neither did. They were both stuck-up cunts.

Kamala Inspiration

Q: Is Kamala Harris a role model?
A: Yes, she is an inspiration to young girls showing that if you sleep with the right powerfully connected men then you too can play second fiddle to a man with dementia. It's basically a Cinderella story.