A Woman Buys a Porno

A woman decides to get a porno so she goes to the store and picks one with a fairly dirty title. When she plays the movie, the screen gets fuzzy and nothing is going on. When she calls the store about the movie, they ask her what the title was. She said, "Head Cleaner."

Women Legs

Q: Why do women have legs?
A: So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!

Women and Roads

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.