Maybe Next Time

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get? He replies I got the part or a man who has been married for 25 years. His father congratulated him. And then he said "Thats good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"

We Both Are Hear for The Same Reason

While at college, a few friends were discussing how their "passes" had been rejected by the intended female recipient. One of the ladies explained how she handled it once. When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" She responded, "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" He immediately blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else.

Male Hobbies

Q: What two men's hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?
A: Video games and porn.