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Frog Defense

I took a day off from work to play golf. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, "Ribbit. 9-iron." That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a 9-iron and sunk a hole-in-one. Amazed, I picked up the frog and asked where we should go next. "Ribbit. Vegas." We went to Vegas, and I asked the frog what we should do first. "Ribbit. Roulette." We went up to the roulette table, and I won big. I took my earnings and got the best room in the hotel. I asked the frog if there was anything I could do to repay it. "Ribbit. Kiss me." I figured, what the hell, and I kissed the frog. It turned into a 15-year-old girl. That's how she ended up in my room, your Honor, and if I'm lying, my name's not R. Kelly.

Categories: Genie Jokes , Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
Anonymous

Sad Sex

I cry every time after sex.
I hate prison.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
Anonymous

Oh My

Q: What do prison and the shift key have in common?
A: They both turn your 'o' into an 'O'

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
Anonymous
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