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Why Worry?

The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes. The woman smiled, "So what?" The neighbor was surprised, "It doesn't bother you that he's running around with those women?" The woman replied, "I also have a little dog who chases cars and buses, too."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Cheap Whorehouse

This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally. As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!" Sally scoots out of the room. Five minutes later she came back and Jim attempts sex once again. "What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is the best sex I've ever had!" Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."

Categories: Gross Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
Anonymous

Computer and a Prostitute

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A: A f**king know-it-all.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Riddles
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