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Smitty the Parrot's Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?"
Smitty says, "I want to get laid."
So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.
After a few minutes, Harry hears really loud screeching and squawking, so he runs upstairs and into the room. There's Smitty, holding down the whore parrot and yanking out her colorful feathers.
"Harry, says Smitty, what the hell are you doing?"
Smitty says, "For a hundred bucks I want her nude!"
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Hooker's Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend. "I put one stocking on one leg. One stocking on the other leg, and between the two I make a living."
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Alaskan Hooker
Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called?
A: A frostitute!
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