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The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's penis. Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?" Suddenly, the penis came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don't believe I saw what I think I just saw... Can you do that again?" With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, "Honey, I'd like to, but I don't think my ass can take another hard roll!"
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Squirrel Swimming on it's Back
Q: Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry!
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Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?
A: The TV, because all the others leak when they're fucked!
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