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It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration:
NAME? Muhammed al Facid
SEX? Yes 3 times a week.
NO, I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE? Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.
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(Blank)-Gasms
- Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
- Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
- Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
- Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
- Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
- Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
- Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
- Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
- Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
- Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
- Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
- Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
- Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
- Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
- Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
- Sex with a nymphomaniac (or Ritzi) - more-gasms.
- Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
- Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
- Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
- Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
- Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
- Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
- Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
- Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
- Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
- Sex in asia - Singapore-gasms.
- Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
- Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
- Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
- Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
- Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
- Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
- Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
- Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
- Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
- Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
- Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadore-gasms.
- Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
- Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
- Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms.
- Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
- Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
- Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
- Sex with a norse God - Thor-gasms.
- Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.
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Anonymous
Wedding Night
The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal, a little bit of breast, a little bit of leg... and a lot of stuffing!
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