An Old Bull or a Cow.

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bulls have fallen on sad days. He's letting them hang around for old-times' sake. The minute the new bull is put into the pasture, he starts servicing the cows. At about the fourth cow, one of the old bulls starts to paw the ground and snort. The other asks "Why are you doing that?" The old bull answers, "I don't want him to think I'm one of these cows!"

Patient at a Psychiatrist

This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows him an inkblot and asks him what it looks like. "A naked woman." He shows him another inkblot and asks him the same question. "A naked woman on a bed." "You're a sick pervert!" the psychiatrist exclaims. "I'm not the pervert. You keep showing me all these filthy pictures!"

Clinton Bumper Stickers

Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:

• HONK! If you had sex with the President
• Clinton: We forgive you...Now Resign!
• Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency
• Adultery IS NOT a family value
• Does character matter YET?
• One More Whore And We Get Gore
• Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat
• My President Fooled Around with Your Honor Student
• Jail to the Chief
• Today kids no longer play doctor, they play President
• The Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not Responsibility
• If his private life doesn't matter, let him date your daughter.
• Save the President: Legalize Perjury
• Two terms for Clinton: the second in jail
• Clinton: Our Nation's Fondling Father