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Doctor's Notes

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered; "Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Exactly My Point

Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Naughty, Naughty

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do??" "Well," replied the man... "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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