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Blonde And Halogen

Q: What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?

A: They both get screwed on the front of cars.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Bush And Bill

Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House?
A: Because President Bill Clinton's code name was also "Mr. Bush."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Tricked Him

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree." The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up the girls pants. After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened. Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants." The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met the boy again. He told her to climb again and she did. when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants." The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time I did not wear any pants!"

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