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Acne and A Catholic Priest

Q: What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: pnukala21

Little Johnny and the Priest

Little Johnny came home from school and heard the word "b*tch." He asks his mom what the word meant and she responds, "It means priest." The next day little Johnny comes home and hears the word "sh*t" and asks his dad what it means. His dad answers, "It means food on the table." At school, he hears the word "f*cking" and asks his mom what it means. She responds, "It means getting ready." The next day a priest came over for dinner and little Johnny opened the door and says, "Hey son of a b*tch. There's sh*t on the table and my parents are upstairs f*cking!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Sex Jokes
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Submitted BY: gabbylove

A Little Period

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude.
But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that" she said. "But what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my fifteen-year-old sister said she missed two. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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