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Under Arrest

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Atheist Trouble

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Atheist Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Gender Logic

Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the coversation the topic of sex and pregnancy comes up, finally culminating in each one discussing their respective fetus' and the manner of conception. The first brunette says "I know I am going to have a boy because I was on top." The second brunette says "I know I am going to have a girl because I was on the bottom." The blonde is silent, she has a stricken look on her face, finally she bursts out "Oh my god, I'm going to have a puppy".

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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