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The Aged Patient's Lowered Sex Drive

The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "That's what I mean, you've got to lower it a little."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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Washing Cars

Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

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Small Mistake

The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed 'bored'."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Judge Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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