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At the pre-marriage retreat, Natalie and Drew are each told to write a sentence using the words “sex” and “love.”
Natalie writes: “When two mature people are both passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and they respect each other very much, just like Drew and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act of physical sex with one another.”
Drew writes: “I love sex.”
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80 Years Old
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"Because I'm telling everybody!"
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Shouting During Sex
Two friends in a Bar: JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex? JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.
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