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Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!
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What Women Would Do if They Had a Penis for a Day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
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Vegas Sapp
Q: Why did Warren Sapp pay more than $600 to a couple of Vegas hookers for a blow job?
A: Because sapsuckers are a rare and endangered species.
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