Puff Daddy's Dessert

Q: What dessert doesn't Puff Daddy/P. Diddy eat any more?
A: Jello (j-Lo)

Correct Grip

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK, just grip it like you do your husband's member." After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."

Top 5 Men In A Woman's Life

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are

1. Doctor.
2. Dentist.
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.

A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?" A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it’s up?" A Bank manager says "don’t take it out you’ll lose interest"!