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Paying Rent
"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor. "You didn't do it, did you?" "I have to admit I did, though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"
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Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in a park.
The witness: They were fucking your honor
The judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:
The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear until tiny sounds came to my ear. There was this couple on the ground there and his balls were dangling in the air and you know his what was in her you know where. If that wasn't fucking your Honor I wasn't there.
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Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts."Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck. "It's Snow, Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?" "I'm June, June Hansen," she said. "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?" she challenged the trucker some miles down the road."Can you imagine what it might be like," he countered with a question of his own, "having eight inches of Snow in June?"
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