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Good and Bad Girls

Q: What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?
A: A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.
A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Riddles
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Paying Rent

"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor. "You didn't do it, did you?" "I have to admit I did, though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Poetic justice

A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in a park.
The witness: They were fucking your honor
The judge:  Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:
The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear until tiny sounds came to my ear. There was this couple on the ground there and his balls were dangling in the air and you know his what was in her you know where.  If that wasn't fucking your Honor I wasn't there.

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Judge Jokes)
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