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Knock at the Door
A neighbor's wife knocks on the door and says, "Your kids can't play with our children any more." "Why?" the man asks, shocked. "They keeping on calling the other kids gay! You should watch your language around them!"
The man replies, "They couldn't have learned it from me, otherwise they would have been calling them faggots."
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Nicotine Patch
A guy decides to quit smoking. He decides to use the nicotine patch, but thinks it looks ridiculous. Later in the week, he stands at a urinal beside his co-worker. The co-worker looks down and notices the man has a nicotine patch on his penis. Horrified, the co-worker says, "That's disgusting! Why in the world would you put a patch on your d**k?" The man replies, "Don't knock it -- I'm down to two butts a day."
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Opinion
Gays are fucking assholes.
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