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" My penis hurts really bad!" ...complains the patient. So the doctor asks: "Do you have a wife?" "Yes." "How many times do you have sex with her?" "4 times." "A week?" "No, a day" says the patient. "Do you perhaps have a mistress?" asks the doctor. "Yes." "And how often do you have sex with her?" "4 times." "A week?" "No, a day" says the patient. "Hmm. Well, see, this might be the cause of your problem..." says the doctor. "Really? And here I thought it was from the wanking."

Anonymous

Airport Security - Booty Call

Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed, but if you leave your liquids here, I'll make you cream later.

Anonymous

Supervillain Booty Call

Can my burly henchman watch? Mwah-hah-hah!

Anonymous
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