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Scratching

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" Asked the interviewer. "Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant. "Did you see any active duty?" "I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability." "May I ask what happened?" "Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles." "You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am." "When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability." "Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Military Jokes (Marines Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (Interview Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (Office Sex Jokes)
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Define Agony

Q: What is the definition of Agony?
A: A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

Categories: Disability Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Chinese Date

I asked a chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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