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Smallest Hotel

Q: What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A: A pussy - because you gotta leave your bags outside!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Dirty Spaghetti

A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating he finds a hair in his food. He says to the waiter, "I'm not paying for this dirty meal," and walks out. The waiter watches the guy go into a whorehouse. The waiter waits about 10 minutes, bursts through the door and finds the guy with his face buried in p**sy. The waiter says, "You eat p**sy and complain about one hair in your spaghetti." The man replies, "Yeah, and if I find any spaghetti in this p**sy, I'm not paying for it either."

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Man and Driveway

Q: What do a man and a driveway have in common?
A: Lay em' right the first time and they'll stay with you.

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