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Eye Exam Instructions

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating." The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Why Are Women Like Snowflakes

Why are women like snow flakes? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice, but they'll all melt when they land on your face......

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Anonymous

Gourmet Booty Call

That's a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy to see you.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
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