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Be Gentle

An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it. It was far out of reach. A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak. "Oh, thank you!" said the elephant. "My, pleasure ma'am." said the sparrow. "Listen, Mr. Sparrow, if there's anything I can ever do for you, don't hesitate to ask." The sparrow said, "Well, all my life I wondered how it would feel to fuck an elephant." "Be my guest!", said the elephant. So the sparrow flew behind the elephant and started fucking. In the trees above, a monkey in the tree saw this and became very excited. He started to masturbate, shaking a coconut loose and it fell from the tree, hitting the elephant on the head. "OUCH!", said the elephant. Then sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am I hurting you, dear?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Leisure Time

I wondered what my parents did to pass time when they were younger.
I asked my 19 brothers and sisters but they didn't know either.

Categories: Jokes about Families , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Monica Lewinsky Voting Republican

Q: Why is Monica Lewinsky voting Republican in the next election?
A: Because the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Riddles
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