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Make Him Happy

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy". The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."
"I know how to fuck...Mother,  the bride-to-be interrupted, "I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Anonymous

Dumb Part

Q: What's the dumbest part of a man's body?
A: His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Just a Taste

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house.  His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.  
As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet.
"What's this," she asked.
"Taste it," he replied, "If you like it, I'll give you a whole one!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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