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Garden of Eden Limerick

In the Garden of Eden stood Adam
With his hand in the crack of his madam.
It filled him with mirth
'Cause on this whole earth,
There were only two balls and he had 'em.

Categories: Religion Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous

Abbey Lane

A boy came into class late one day and his teacher asked him why he was late. The boy replied "Sorry sir, I was doing push-ups on Abbey Lane." The teacher excused him and he sat down.
Five minutes later, another boy came in and the teacher asked him why he was late. He replied, "Sorry I'm late, I was doing push-ups on Abbey Lane."
Another five minutes later, a girl walks into class, late. The teacher says "I suppose you were doing push-ups on Abbey Lane too." The girl replied, "No sir, I am Abbey Lane."

Categories: School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Tie Shoes

Q: Why can't blondes tie shoes?
A: They just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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