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No Smoking Here

A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar. The owner, a bit outraged, says, "Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place." A bit bewildered, the guy answers, "But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here." The owner quietly replies, "Irrelevant, sir, we also sell condoms here!"

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Hooker and Four Blondes

Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Old Friends

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
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