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Jewish Monica Lewinsky

Q: How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
A: If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Riddles
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The Doctor: Good News, Bad News

The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good news for you." The woman said, "I'm glad to hear that doctor, but I'm Miss Brown, not Mrs." "Oh. Well, in that case Miss Brown," said the doctor without changing expression, "I have some bad news for you."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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Loaded For the Date

A guy had a date with this really hot blonde. He wanted a tan, so he went up on his roof and stripped because he didn't want a tan line. But he fell asleep and woke up three hours later with a sunburn, especially on his dick. He puts lotion on it, wraps it up and gets ready for his date. The blonde comes over, they make dinner and are watching a movie when the sunburn on the guy's dick really starts to hurt. So he excuses himself to the kitchen, where he pours milk on his dick to alleviate the burn. The blonde, who has followed him, peeks in the kitchen and says to herself, "So that's how they load them."

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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