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Semantics
One day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"
Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me." He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy."
The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?"
"No!" replied his father. "That might wake up the cunt."
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Gas and Free Sex
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says, "Get gas and free sex here". So obviously the guy was interested, so he stopped, filled up went inside to pay. "Pick a number from 1 - 10 to get free sex.", said the cashier. "Uh, okay, 3!" the man replied."Nope! Sorry play again". So the guy drove around for weeks always getting gas at the same place, because he wanted his free sex. One day he was really ticked, "This has got to be rigged! I have never gotten the number to have free sex!" He screamed. "Oh no! It's not rigged, just ask your wife, she won 3 times last week alone!"
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A Caring Husband
A couple just checked into a hotel and the clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage " Anything else?" " NO, thanks" " Maybe, your wife needs something ?" "Oh, yeah. Thank you for your reminder." " Do you sell greeting cards ?"
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