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Sticks and Stones

When a horse has a small penis, the other horses tease him by saying he's hung like a human.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Go for Gold

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.  Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.  Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made.  "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"  "They're in three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."  "What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.  "Gold of course", says the man proudly!  The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

Categories: Sex Jokes
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Wouldn't Anniversary

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary." Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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