Geometry Student at the Beach

Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?
A: A tangent.

Great School Humor

• "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." -- Groucho Marx 1890-1977
• This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with: "He was a dark and stormy knight...."
• In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class. Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.
• Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew. " 
• "The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people." 

Knock Knock - Don Juan

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don Juan!
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school today!