School Jokes

Difficult Homework

Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."
Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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The Call of Nature

One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused: "Teacher, can I answer the call of nature?" Knowing what the kid wanted, the teacher said okay. Immediately, the girl ran to the toilet. Within a minute, she was back. Another girl was shocked by how she could actually take care of business so quickly, and asked how she managed to do it so fast. The girl responded, "It was a prank call."

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Most Popular Answer

Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular answer to the teacher's questions? Arnold: I don't know ma'am. Teacher: ''Correct!'''

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