Universal Grade Change Form

____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:______
1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.______
2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.______
3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:______ Law School______Medical School ______Graduate School______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority______The Mickey Mouse Club ______Tri County Tech______
4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in_______________.
5. I'll lose my scholarship.______
6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.______
7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.______
8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.______
9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles._____
10. You are prejudiced against:______Males ______Jews ______Blacks______Females ______Catholics ______Whites______Protestants ______Moslems ______Minorities______Chicanos ______People ______Students_____
11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance._____
12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:______mono______broken baby finger______acute alcoholism______pregnancy______VD______fatherhood_____
13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done._____
14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull._____
15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade._____
16. The lectures were:______too detailed to pick out important points______not explained in sufficient detail______too boring______all jokes and not enough material______all of the above_____
17. This course was:______too early, I was not awake.______at lunchtime, I was hungry______too late, I was tired_____
18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course._____
19. Other_____

Been In College Too Long...

• You consider McDonald's "real food."
• You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends.
• It starts getting late on the weeknights.
• Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
• You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.
• You'd rather clean than study.
• Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal.
• Computer Solitaire is more than a game, it's a way of life.
• You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.
• You know the pizza boy by name.
• You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
• You live for getting mail. (E-mail included)
• Prank phone calls become funny again.
• Wal-Mart is the coolest store.
• World War III could take place and you'd be clueless.
• You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.
• Black lights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
• Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
• You find out milk crates have so many uses.
• The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night).

Questions During an Exam

Should you have any questions during the exam, just raise your hand. This should cause enough blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.